How to Make Your Neighbor Move?

Amani Hawsawi

Intermediate R/W2

April 24, 2012

Teacher: Lori Dolemland

How to Make Your Neighbor Move?

Some time you have a boring neighbor, or you have a new neighbor or friend that you want them to live next to you. And you don’t know how to make an old neighbor go away. I'll give you some different ideas to make him move.

First of all, start by leaving your garbage in front of his or her door. You can, also, collect a yard waste and leave it there. Listen to you best music loudly every time, especially on morning and midnight or any time that you think he is sleeping. Here is a perfect idea. Invite your friends, sisters, brother, children and your entire relative that you know to a big night party. And make sure you stay outside as you don’t have any rooms inside your home. Also, you can let your kid play and throw their toys in your neighbor's yard. If it doesn’t work, don’t give up.

There are many useful ideas that you can do it. Try to mow the grass in your yard by using lawnmower machine at dawn. That mean you have to wake up early to start your plan. Also, here is an idea to help you. Park your car in your neighbor's position every time. Over that, you shouldn't communicate with him anymore. Don’t help him, and say no to everything that he wants. If that doesn’t work, jump to the last part, and keep going on your goal as long as you can.

Last part, be ready to hear anything from him, and quickly call the sheriff's office, and tell him about loud and noise sounds that you hear. For more fun in this job, I'll give two pieces advice. Stand in front of their house, and take over their order of pizza, food or anything that they ordered. Secondly, try to go secretly, and put a big sign in front of their house, writ on it "FOR SALE ". Funny isn't it?

Indeed, I think those are good and fun ways to make them move. If all that advice that I give you doesn't work, that mean there is something wrong, which is maybe your neighbor tried to make you move, too. In this case, I don't know what you should do. However, if you keep going in those ways, maybe you'll be winner. I hope that help you. Done!!